We love Captain Jack Sparrow. He’s a devilishly handsome adventurer who has an unparalleled way with words, especially when he’s searching for eternal youth. He’s such a wonder with words that when we started putting together our list of Captain Jack zingers we felt like there was too much epicness for one article. As such, we’ve narrowed our focus and compiled our favorites from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides for your entertainment. (Never fear, swashbucklers… we’ll bring you more Oh Snap moments from Jack’s other feature film fantasticalness at some time in the future. So stand by.) For now, enjoy the Tides: Oh, Captain. Please don’t ever change.