We know that Disney Villains need to get it together. But clearly so do the Fates. They’re wise beyond their (infinite) years and can predict indoor plumbing and all that, but the Fates from Hercules have a few things they might want to address:
Scissor Problems, Part 1
This Probably Hurts:
Spiders for Snot
Can’t See Through a False Compliment
Scissor Problems, Part 2
The Fates demand a certain level of respect for their omniscient view of the world (and underworld). But no one’s perfect, the Fates included. They may ask what’s the matter with a faulty pair of scissors, but there are clearly more things amiss than that. They probably already knew that though. Being infinitely knowledgeable means being infinitely self-aware.