15 Rules for Living in a Disney Movie

Have you ever wanted to live in a Disney movie? Spoiler alert: we have. Wouldn’t it be the greatest? However, we think there are some potential pitfalls (magic spells, villains, etc.), so we’ve created a list of rules. Make sure to take these with you the next time you magically jump into a Disney movie. Maybe via sidewalk chalk drawing, maybe though a magical sewer portal. We’re gonna leave getting inside the movie up to you. Just make sure you follow these rules. And bring back a souvenir for us. Maybe the Beast’s magic mirror…that would be cool.

 

1. If the animal (or insect)  talks, listen.
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Trust us.

 

2. When in doubt, follow the (possibly) crazy person.
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Jack Sparrow looks more than a little…offbeat. But he knows what he’s doing. Most of the time.

 

3. Don’t freak out if some inanimate objects come to life.
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They will most likely be friendly and have exotic French accents.

 

4. Frying pans make excellent weapons (if need be).
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Who knew, right?

 

5.  Befriend as many woodland creatures as possible.
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Aurora’s pretty much got all her bases covered here. Never underestimate the power of woodland creatures in a Disney movie.

 

6. If the shoe fits, you’re probably about to become a princess.
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Happily ever after alert!

 

7. If you hear maniacal laughter, turn around. You’re about to run into a villain.
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You’ve been warned.

 

8. Sing.
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Everyone around you is probably singing, so join in!

 

9. Genies can’t make people fall in love with you, just an FYI.
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…Not that we’ve asked or anything.

 

10. Don’t be afraid to try new things.
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Trying something new is essential to any Disney movie plot, so you may as well get on board now.

 

11. Fish are friends, not food.
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You might find yourself in a movie with lots of fish. Do not eat them. They will be your friends.

 

12. There will probably be a few swords laying around… best to leave them be.
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You are not a prince and/or villain and therefore you haven’t been trained in swordplay. Let’s leave it to the pros.

 

13. This is not a fork.
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We just saved you from a few embarrassing situations with this one. You’re welcome.

 

14. If at all possible, get yourself a horse.
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Preferably one that can either talk, has wings, or is just plain sassy.

 

15. If someone is giving off a super-creepy-probably-evil vibe, they’re probably both super creepy and evil.
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Don’t be fooled by the fabulous musical numbers, evil is evil.

 

We hope you heed these rules the next time you find yourself living in a Disney movie. And remember to grab that enchanted mirror for us if you get the chance. #WeAlsoTakeTiaras

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