You Know You Go to Disneyland Too Much When…

Do you go to Disneyland too much? These are the signs:

 

You see a long line at the store and start looking for a FASTPASS machine.
Disneyland_FastPass

 

You think other parking structures have inferior designators. “What’s level three? I parked on Donald!”
Disneyland_Parking

 

You know how to tell people to stand clear of the doors in multiple languages.

Disneyland_PleaseStandClearoftheDoors

 

You are a little wary of any and all elevators.
Disneyland_TowerofTerror

 

While in a car, you move your arms to prove to your mom that you have properly secured your seat belt.
Disneyland_MatterhornBobsleds

 

You also put your arms up when going down any steep hill.
Disneyland_DownHill

 

You make shoe purchase decisions based on whether they would be good for the Park.
Disneyland_Shoes

 

If you see someone wearing jewelry you like, you wonder if they’d like to trade.
Disneyland_PinTraders

 

You expect to find a trash can every 30 paces.
disneyland-trash-can

 

You find it odd when service employees aren’t wearing jaunty, themed outfits.
Disneyland_CastMember

 

When you see a pretty view, you look for someone to take your PhotoPass picture.
disneyland-castle

 

You expect every line to give you a standby wait time estimate.
Disneyland_StandByTime

 

You attempt to board a train, trolley, horse-drawn carriage, or boat without a ticket.
Disneyland_MainStreetCar

 

You feel like magical music should be playing at all times. Period.
Disneyland_Music

 

You boil real-life places down to the land they’d belong in. Tokyo? Tomorrowland. Yosemite? Frontierland. Or Critter Country. Hmm…
Disneyland_TomorrowLand

 

At 9:30 pm every night, you look to the sky for fireworks.
Disneyland_Fireworks

 

You expect the Dapper Dans to show up while you’re taking a stroll in the neighborhood.
Disneyland_DapperDan

 

You start adding “Have a magical day” to the end of mundane interactions.
disneyland-have-a-magical-day

 

You search your local frozen foods section for Frozen Lemonade and Mickey-shaped ice cream bars.
Disneyland_FrozenLemonade

 

You’ve tried to recreate a character topiary in your garden.
Disneyland_MickeyGarden

 

You start every car ride with an announcement asking that all passengers keep their hands, arms, and feet inside the vehicle for the duration of the journey.
Disneyland_KeepYourHandsintheVehicle

 

You expect everyone to wear name tags so you can call them by their first name and identify their hometown.
Disneyland_NameTag

 

You get worried about traffic at 3:30 because of the afternoon parade.
Disneyland_Parade

 

You pull on random ropes and doors expecting to hear a sound effect.
Disneyland_Ropes

 

To you, every well is a wishing well.
Disneyland_WishingWell

 

You check your car for Hitchhiking Ghosts.
Disneyland_HauntedMansion

 

For the record, none of these are autobiographical. You believe us… right?

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