Moms are amazing. Moms are great. And these moms deserve (the below-mentioned, OMD-invented) awards…
99 puppies. 1 mom. The math pretty much does itself, no?
Most Likely To Save The World
“Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so.”
She sings and dances and marches around the house! If we needed help getting people pumped, we’d definitely ask her.
We’re not crying. There’s just something in our eyes.
Most Likely To Get a Record Deal
Have you heard her sing?
Most Likely To Win in a Fight
She’s sneaky crafty, guys. Need we remind you of the scene involving her pouring hot water on people? #ouch
She waited a whole movie for her daughter to come back. And she did. Patience is a virtue, peeps.
One word: Oprah.
She birthed the jungle king. We bow down to you, Sarabi. Also, and perhaps more importantly, she did that whole standing up to Scar thing. Legit style.
It takes two totally fabulous ladies to raise a demigod.
Most Likely to Channel Rage Productively
She funnels her rage into cleaning. We’re making a mental note of this for our lives.
*Spoiler alert* Her daughter turns her into a bear, and she still loves her. Now that’s motherhood.
Okay. We had to. But also she’s great. And her kids look just like her.
Best Gift Giver
She gave him Woody and Buzz. And all the others. It’s like she’s a gift savant.
Kala has lots of clearly great qualities, but we feel like her hugs are chief among them. She takes Tarzan into her arms and just envelopes him in a snuggle. We know the technical term is bear hug, but we feel like we should start a new one: gorilla hugs. Help us?