The Tank Gang from Finding Nemo is legit, guys. We really want to join the fraternal bonds of tankhood. And here’s why:
Gill is there.
His super deep, gravely voice makes everything sound like advice we didn’t know we needed.
Things like this happen there.
And also there’s Mount Wannahockaloogie.
There are bubbles.
Chill, guys. And we already know those are his bubbles. (We’d find our own.)
Peach is there.
And we’d like to be her friends.
Jacques is there.
He cleans everything. And we have uses for that.
Nigel visits a lot.
And that is awesome.
They have all mastered the shocked face.
Color us impressed.
They give out super cool nicknames.
They are so supportive and welcoming.
Have you seen that tank? Talk about colorful.
And they stage breakouts. (Spoiler alert.)
We like that kind of boldness in our friends.
All in all, there’s nothing we want out of friends that these guys don’t possess. We want in, and we don’t care who knows it.