Have you ever had a dream? Ours is to go to The Snuggly Duckling.
The rough-around-the-edges pub with a heart of gold that Rapunzel and Flynn stumble upon in Tangled. Here’s why:
Its name. Who doesn’t like ducklings?
The clientele is…exotic.
It smells like the color brown. A great color.
It’s the kind of place where everybody knows your name and mug shot.
Have you ever been to a pub where a dude in tights is playing the accordion? We thought not.
Live piano by candlelight.
Dancing vermin! So bohemian chic.
It looks like there’s even a matchmaking night.
No empty seats? No problem! The Snuggly Duckling will always find a place for you to hang.
Also, free hugs!
Whatever this is!
Awesome VIP section.
Who doesn’t like mimes? No one, that’s who.
If things get crazy, you might find yourself dancing on the bar.
And, finally, look at this awesome secret passage, as demonstrated by Maximus.
So, in short, The Snuggly Duckling wins. We rest our case.