Life Lessons From Gaston

Internet, this is the day your dreams come true. Gaston has all of the answers to the questions you didn’t even know you had about how to live your life. Are you ready to become positively primeval with these life lessons?

 

Don’t bother with a book without pictures.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Take a girl to the tavern to check out your trophies. Thank us later.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Plan your surprise wedding BEFORE proposing. Girls love that.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Remind your lady-friend that other girls would kill to be in her shoes.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Take advantage of all available mirrors and reflective surfaces. Be polished at all times.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Give your lady the opportunity to rub your feet whenever possible.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Muscles. It’s all about the muscles.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Don’t forget that every guy in town would love to be you.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Chess isn’t worth an ounce of your valuable time.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Eat 5 dozen eggs a day. Can you say “roughly the size of a barge”?

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Use antlers in all of your decorating.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Don’t think unless absolutely necessary. It’s a dangerous pastime.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

Give people the chance to adore you.

Life Lessons from Gaston

 

If you follow these tips, everyone will be awed and inspired by you!

Life Lessons from Gaston

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