6 Impossible Things To Do Before Breakfast

Alice needs courage to fight the Jabberwocky, so she remembers all the impossible things she’s made possible. Here’s a list of all those Alice in Wonderland-inspired can’ts that you can make cans before breakfast to help you conquer your own beast (even if that just means facing the day ahead):

1. Tell time:

It’s okay, clock-reading is hard in the early morning.

2. Be a good friend:

Good friend material comes after food, not before. But we’ll be best friend caliber if breakfast is brought to us. (We prefer churros from Disneyland, in case you were wondering.)

3. Put your heart on your sleeve (or forehead):

When we’re dragged out of bed, our hearts stay curled under the covers for some extra beauty sleep. So, a stamp will have to do.

4. Know where you’re going:

It’s called autopilot, which means bumbling and stumbling to the kitchen/bathroom/office/Underland.

5. Make a pot of tea:

The thought of making anything before breakfast brings out a little March Hare in us. Be prepared for flying dishes.

6. Go on an adventure:

Do dreams post-alarm count?

And a bonus one. We’d be remiss if we didn’t include some wake-up wisdom from the Red Queen:

“Off with his head!”

Technically impossible, but waking us early from our slumber is a punishable offense.